To: Frank the tumor
From: Doug (the landlord)
Re: Eviction from premises (the colon)
You are here-by ordered to leave Doug's colon on or before 17 July 2008. If you have not vacated your abode by that date, you will be forcibly removed by Dr. M (the rectal/colon surgeon) on said date.
My son and I (and a hammerhead shark).
About Me
- slackdoug09
- My name is Doug Lynch. On 20 March 2008 I was told I have a tumor in my colon. I have named the tumor "Frank". This blog follows my efforts to get rid of him and his friends.
1 comment:
Yo Doug
Jeanne and I are behind you 100%
Nelson
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