Friday, June 13, 2008

Eviction notice

To: Frank the tumor
From: Doug (the landlord)
Re: Eviction from premises (the colon)

You are here-by ordered to leave Doug's colon on or before 17 July 2008. If you have not vacated your abode by that date, you will be forcibly removed by Dr. M (the rectal/colon surgeon) on said date.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Yo Doug
Jeanne and I are behind you 100%
Nelson